The Truth About Barry Soetoro's Birth Certificate

This is the most complete and plausible theory regarding Barack Obama's birth certificate I have seen.

The beauty is in the simplicity of the problem, and the fact that given the inherent corruption of human nature, it seems all too likely.  It doesn't delve into some of the more far-fetched theories and postulations involving foreign birth, British nationality, or religious implications.  Instead, it keeps at its heart the fact that people are rarely nearly as smart or crafty as they think they are.  In the end, it looks like a certain connivance and less-than-diabolical treachery born of his noted enormously high self-regard might be the primary culprits of such an embarrassing situation for the President, one that forces him to spend millions of dollars covering up to this day.

Here's is the basic summary of the new unified theory, but you should read the whole thing to see it come together:

I honestly and truly believe this solves the entire mystery.

It is seriously this straightforward.

* Obama was indeed born in Hawaii in 1961.

* Obama was indeed adopted by Lolo Soetoro in the 1970s.

* Obama’s name was indeed changed to Barry Soetoro in the 1970s.

* Obama’s birth certificate was altered per Hawaiian law to reflect his new name in the 1970s.

* Obama never changed his name back to “Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.” — most likely because he used “Barry Soetoro” on all of his student aid applications for college, and probably received foreign student grants and admissions assistance playing off his years living in Indonesia.

* All the records, transcripts, documents, and paperwork Obama continues to hide from the public is all hidden because it lists his name as “Barry Soetoro” on all of it.

* Obama will not allow his birth certificate to be released because it lists the “wrong” name on it:  Barry Soetoro.

It is as simple as this, folks.

Occam's Razor is a beautiful tool indeed.

So, though the vast majority of the Birthers may be wrong - and thus this is not a constitutional crisis at all - the likelyhood is that the President indeed has an embarrassing history of deceitful self-service in manipulating his way up the rungs of the credentialed class, all the way to the presidency.  But he forgot one small detail that would expose him for the charlatan he basically is, and always has been.

Of course, most of the "bitter clingers" knew he was a fraud and little more than a marketing gimmick from the beginning.  It's his once-devoted acolytes who are learning this the hard way.