Inaugural Post

I decided to start this blog because a little voice in my cell phone told me to.  I really hope they're not friends with the voices in my head, or this could end badly.

Anyway, I'm sure most of you are aware that there was an election yesterday.  It seems most of us voted for Republicans because we're really bad people who hate unicorns.  And we're stupid.  And racist.  Which explains why this guy won.

Though relieved, I'm not thrilled that the GOP took control of the House, mainly because I'm not sure they've learned their lesson(s).  But if they can at least de-fund Obamanomics until a rational fiscal/economic policy can replace it, we'll be better off in the long run.  I'm guessing the president knows this, and will push Pelosi & Reid to try to shove every wet dream of the totalitarian Left through the lame duck session.

However, Barack Obama is no Bill Clinton - lacking both the latter's political deftness and ideological flexibility - and anyone who thinks otherwise is going to get a clear wake-up call over the next two years.  I predict he will go down flailing, clinging to his imaginary demons of past presidents, and his personal belief in the ignorance and paranoia of the American citizenry.  That should go well (Note to self: Buy plenty of popcorn).


And if his efforts to convince the unwashed masses of his intellectual superiority and divine omniscience don't work, and even if they do, he'll use the self-serving and parasitic bureaucracy of the executive branch to subvert our freedoms everywhere he can.  In that case, Darrell Issa may become our best friend over the next two years - not that the Old Media will report any of the information he uncovers - though it's quite possible the congressman may set a new record for nominations to Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the World award.  I can almost feel the spittle now.  Speaking of, a wise man once said that the Democrats are much more insane in defeat, and from my experience that tends to be true.  And that vicious anger won't serve them well while they control the White House & the Senate.

In conclusion, for the so-called Democratic Party, the great lesson to be learned from the 2010 election is that it should be viewed as the direct result of their forcible governance since the previous election.  This can be summarized by a quote from one of the best baseball movies of all time, Bull Durham:

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic."

I think we all know what that means.